Oilily Russian Doll Print Jacket

Remember those Russian nesting dolls? You know, the wooden ones that a smaller one fits inside the one bigger than it, right down to a peanut-sized doll? I have a set that has been mine been mine since I was a baby. My mom says that I used to sit on the floor and take them apart, line them up in a row from largest to smallest, then put them back together again. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat. OCD much? This Russian-themed jacked by Oilily reminds me of them, and makes me smile. Available for $146.00 at childrensalon.com.

Holy. Lord. Fendi. Stroller.

Now this is extreme. Like the extreme of the extreme. Like I have so much money I can buy anything I want extreme.

It is indeed a Fendi stroller. This baby has stain resistant fabric, A RECLINING SEAT (this made me laugh out loud in amazement), and a shopping basket underneath so you can buy more stuff with your exorbitant amount of money. So appropriate!

Honestly though, this stroller is gorgeous. To anyone who can afford it, props to you, because you get what you pay for. And for this guy, you will pay about $1322.00. Check it out at childrensalon.com.

Dior Baby Snowsuit

Childrensalon.com is definitely a website to check out if you want to satisfy your appetite for oogling over baby items you cannot imagine affording. It is located in Great Britain, so if you want to see dollar amounts you will have to use the currency converter in the upper right corner. They feature baby items by countless designers, like this infant girl's snowsuit by Dior. Everything about it is whimsical and dainty, except for the $320.00 price tag. Two of the sizes are already sold out, so someone out there has got some money to spend!

Kate Spade Alexi Photo Album

I honestly was not sure what in the world this was at first. It looks like a planner-wallet hybrid. What it really is: a fancy little portable photo album to fill with pictures of your baby dressed up in their most luxurious and expensive clothing. A "brag book" as it is sometimes called. And why not have a designer brag book, it just gives you one more thing to brag about. Appropriate. Available in three colors, this can be yours for $85.00 at katespade.com.

Seriously?

Now I have really seen it all. This is a pacifier, made of solid 14 karat white gold and set with 278 diamonds. As if that wasn't enough, you can have it engraved, maybe to say something like "Impulse Buy." Can I have a drumroll for the price please............................. $17,000.00. Enough said. If you don't believe me, visit luxurylamb.com and see for yourself. 

Roberto Cavalli Rabbit Fur Blanket...

Hmmm.... this is an interesting situation. This blanket looks gorgeous. It also looks soft, and I'm sure it is, being that it is made of rabbit fur. Now, I like rabbit fur. When it is still attached to a rabbit. I can't help but think about how most kids love bunnies. They see one in the yard and go crazy. Little would they know that those cute little bunnies were used to make their blanket. It seems kind of sick, but that's just my opinion. If this type of thing is your bag, and you have $370.00, visit boutiqueforchildren.com and check it out.

Monnalisa Gift Box

Love everything about this... black, white, and pink together are a fabulous combo for a fashionista baby. I also love things with tiny print, like the polka dots and strawberries theme of this gift set. And bonus: it comes in an adorable little box. Set includes romper, teddy bear, bib, pacifier, and blanket. Made by Monnalisa, this can be purchased by those who can afford it for $210.00 at boutiqueforchildren.com.