Why yes, Dior Baby in fact exists. I was browsing around saksfifthavenue.com, when I came across this expensive little number. Elegantly named "Infant's Tiered Demin Dress with Bloomers," (wow.) this little number will deduct $275.00 from your checking account. Not including a t-shirt to put underneath. If you do not want your baby to look like a shirtless redneck in (very pricey) overalls, you will need to purchase the bodysuit for an additional $135.00.