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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Loss For Words. Dolce & Gabbana Raft.

I know that summer is long since over in my neck of the woods, but this has to be mentioned. So this thing is advertised as the "D&G Leopard Logo Swimming Mattress." It is a child-sized raft. Made by Dolce & Gabbana. Now I know I have really seen it all. (Sidenote: if anyone is interested, there is a matching bathing suit, cover-up, and sandals that go with this.) Rafts pop. They fade in the sun. They get bleached by chlorine. They start to smell after a while. This is why they only cost like $6.00 at Target. But not this raft... for this you must pay $110.00 to lavishkids.com before you child can float around your grotto in style.

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